my mom doesnt even tell me anything related to bgr but my mom's friend, a boss of a coffeeshop came telling me abt it.

lol. he said mayb my mom is shy to tell me all these, but he's not shy cos he's a combination of male & female. -.- dont get the wrong idea, he has got a wife. HAHA.

ohkie.
i don know why he told me abt it, mayb for my safety.

he told me, if i got a bf, it's alright.
just dont get deceived by them.
as in, when they ask u to hv 'ahem' w them, dont do it lar.
tell e guy, aft we get married then we can talk abt it.
if not, fat hope.

he said to me,
'when the guy says to u tt if u dont wanna do it cos u dont like him, can just ask him go to hell.'
'must rmb, the girls will always hv the disadvantages. the girl and her family will suffer for as the guy can just dont give a damn and walk away.'
'it's fine, if both of u touch touch and kiss kiss only, just dont get into doing tt thing.'

whole while i was just at there, nodding my head and keep on laughing.
lol. not even my mom tells me anything abt it and warn me, but he did.
he said, he had seen a lot of these bfore, and dont treat his words as bullshit.
haha. but anyway, wad he says are true lar. he's gd at telling a person's personality but just looking at their looks. cool huh? lol.

he said im '五长' and apparently, i do not know wad's tt lar.
then my mom told me it's abt my figure lar.
meaning, i hv a balanced body figure. WOOTS!
it's like, i wont b like hving a long upper body and short lower body,
or long neck, short hands, long legs, or the other way round lar. haha.

like, damn nice ar.
but he said, aft i get married and give birth..
MY FIGURE WILL B A TOTAL CHANGE LAR.
MEANING, I'D B FAT AND FAT AND JUST F-A-T.
OHMYTIAN. HOW?

mom said to me tt i need to take care of my diet by then.
if not, i'd b a big fat ugly hsewife. walao. jialat lar, if like tt.

ohman, ohboy, ohlady, ohgirl, ohMYgod!

blah, and i hv got this friend, nicknamed bamboo stick aka matchstick.
he asked me if im 16 and i said yes.

then, he said sth.. damn.. hilarious to me. LOL.
it's confidential. HEHE.

so, i wont blog abt it. HAHAHA.

ohkie..
ttfn.