WTH?

December 26, 2005

an email frm me to my friend
i told u tonight i got dinner right? dad's company one.. then ar.. my daddy is one of e shareholder mah.. then got another one lar. then ar.. e another one hor.. his bro ar.. young one ar.. think like 20+ lar.. then hor.. IS GAY LAR. WE ALL ASSUME TT HE'S GAY LAR. GAY OKIE. MY 2ND BRO ALSO TOLD ME TT LAR. THEN HOR.. TT GAY HOR.. GOT BRING HIS GAY PARTNER ALONG LAR. V BASTARD LAR. EH.. WRONG WRONG. NOT BASTARD. SINCE THEY R GAYS.. THEY SHLD B FEMALE DOGS. BITCHES. COS AR.. MY ELDER BRO.. CAME BACK FRM SG FOR E DINNER MAH. THEN HOR.. HE GO TO THEIR TABLE.. GOT GIRLS MAH.. ASK THEM FOR NO. THEN AR.. I ALSO DON KNOW Y LAR.. E GAYS HOR.. KEEP WANT MY BRO TO DRINK. RED WINE SOME MORE LAR. WANT MY BRO DRINK NVM MAH. BUT THEN THEY FOOLED MY BRO LER. MY BRO DRANK FULL CUP BUT THEY HOR.. EVIL LAR.. CUNNING LAR.. USE EMPTY GLASS TO DRINK W MY BRO LER. THEN MY BRO GONG GONG DRINK WHOLE GLASS OF E RED WINE LAR. THEN MY BRO ALSO LIKE THOSE CANNOT LOSE ONE AR.. THEY E 2 GAYS KEEP AGITATE HIM LAR. THEN MADE MY BRO DRINK DRINK DRINK. THEN MY BRO SUPER DRUNK LAR. lucky got my kl aunt and my future aunt-in-lar. correct? er.. my kl aunt's future hubby lar. lucky they here ar.. know how to like stop my bro frm drinking ar. cos both my aunt and her future hubby.. like not tt old old tt type one lar. then E GAYS REALLY V FUCKED UP ONE LAR. THEN GOT KARAOKE MAH.. V NOISY RIGHT? THEN HOR.. WALAO.. MY BRO LIKE HUGGED THEM TO TALK TO THEM AR. WALAO. GAYS. WANNA FAKE MY BRO SIA. COWARD LAR. MY BRO DRANK WHOLE CUP, THEY NO DRINK. STILL WANT MY BRO DRINK. SIAO ONE LAR. THEN AR.. STUPID LAR. MY BRO CAME BACK HOME THEN VOMIT.. Y HE DON WANNA THROW UP ALL THOSE THINGS HE ATE JUST NOW ON THEM. WALAO. OH YAR. AND HOR.. E GAYS RIGHT? THEY WEAR LIKE COUPLES SHIRT SIA. THEIR SHIRTS LIKE SAME SAME ONE AR. WALAO. SO GAY RIGHT? SIAO LIAO LAR. MY BRO CAME BACK HOME.. SO MARBO LIAO. ASKED Y HE CAME BACK TO MSIA. THEN SAID.. HE'S PASSPORT NOT W HIM. SO SO SO DRUNK AR. THEN HE SAID..,'SHOW ME MY PASSPORT.' THEN MY AUNT THEY ALL SHOWED HIM HIS PASSPORT LOR. SO DRUNK AR. STUPID GAYS. MY BRO PURE MALE K. STILL WANNA DRAG HIM TO B E SAME AS THEM. LUCKY MY BRO SO MAN AR. NOT GAY. STUPID GAYS. WALAO. NOW MY BRO IN LIVING RM. SNORED LIKE HELL. WALAO. STUPID GAYS. LUCKY E 2 GAYS NOT SHUAI ONE LOR. IF NOT REALLY WASTED. HENG. BUT THEN ONE OF THEM ALSO NOT TT UGLY LAR. GO TO HELL LAR. MADE MY BRO DRUNK. OKIE. STOP HERE. BYEBYE. NIGHT. 12.44AM.

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so fucked up right? then.. this morning.. walao I SLPET AT 2AM THEN KENA WAKEN UP AT 7AM. THEIR VOICES IN MY RM.. BUAY TAHAN LAR. SO NOISY LOR. THEN MY MOM'S FRIEND CALLED ME. ASKING IF MY MOM IS SLPING. THINK SHE SUPPOSE TO GO TEACH LINE DANCING THIS MORNING AR. MY MOM.. WILDIEST MOM LAR. LAST NIGHT MY DAD ALREADY WENT HOME LIAO. MY MOM STILL WANNA GO OUT DRINK W MY DAD'S WORKERS. CLOSE ONE LAR. WALAO. WHEN MY BRO IS ALREADY DRUNK LIKE HELL. THEN.. MY MP3 SOT LIAO LAR. WANNA CHANGE E VOL RIGHT.. CANNOT CHANGE ONE. THEN WILL OFF E MP3. ARGH.
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my aunt went back to kl already. think they heading to penang then back to kl. if not wrong.
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MORNING. MY GRANDPA.. CAME INTO MY RM.. SAYING TT MY 2ND BRO IS SLPING DWNSTAIRS LAR. THEN SAID MY BRO VOMITTED. THEN I DIN CARE LAR. 7AM LER? I SUPPOSE TO B SLPING ONE LER. THEN NVM LAR. THEN MY GRANDMA SLPS BSIDE ME MAH. THEN.. WALAO. PATTED ON MY BACK ASKING IF MY 2ND BRO GOT DRINK ANY ALCOHOLIC DRINKS NOT. THEN I SAID DON HV LOR. THEN BLAH BLAH BLAH. I MANAGED TO SLP AGAIN. PEACE LIAO MAH.
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WOKE UP AT 12PM. HEARD E VOICES OF MY COUSINS. THEN.. WASHED UP.. WENT DWN. SAW MY 2ND BRO SLPING LOR. THEN DIN CARE FIRST LAR. THEN PLAYED W MY YOUNGEST COUSIN. AT FIRST I ONLY PLAY PLAY W HER. CARRY HER AND SWING IN E AIR LAR. WHO KNOWS SHE.. THINKS IS FUN. THEN DON WANNA STOP. I PUT HER ON E GRD BUT SHE KEEPS HER LEGS IN E AIR AR. THEN CLINGED ON ME. MY HAND IS SO SUAN. I ASKED MY DAD FOR HELP. BUT NO USE AR. AND THEN NOW.. ALL OF THEM WENT BACK ALREADY.
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MY 2ND BRO. NOT FOOD POISONING AR.. IS.. XI JUN GAN RUAN. ER.. ENG IS WAD I DON KNOW LAR. MY ENG V E LOUSY ONE MAH. THEN BLAH BLAH BLAH. BOTH BRO VOMITTED. IM E ONLY ONE WHO IS PERFECTLY FINE.
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NO! Y E HELL I KEEP ON SNEEZING? WHICH WICKED ONE BADMOUTH ME BHIND MY BACK? HAHA. KIDDING. SCH'S REOPENING SOON. I HVNT FINISH MY HMWK!

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